Whoopi Goldberg

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading

  • WTF Abject Special

    Hallo Readers,  The Independent Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards found that Owen Paterson MP had lobbied Ministers a dozen times while receiving fistfuls of wonga from two companies whose interests he was pursuing. She referred her adjudication to the Committee for Standards… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Enormous “Fashion” Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF was going to give you a week off this week until she realised that last weekend was both the MTV VMAs and the Met Gala, so how could she? Anyway she suspects that many of you do not read down to… Continue reading

  • WTF Brewery Special

    Hallo Readers, It is not just that this Government not organise the proverbial piss-up in a brewery. We already know this. But this lot would outsource the piss-up to an off-the-peg company registered in some sandy tax haven with no expertise in throwing parties. That… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2017

    Hallo Readers, And here we are again. It is time for the WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2017 where you get to choose the most dire fashion folly of the last six months. Hasn’t time flown? It seems like only yesterday that we were… Continue reading

  • WTF Bumper Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, This is a bumper edition of WTF to mark the Oscars on Sunday, so It’s Got To Go has had to go but we need to discuss Tony Blair who, like the spider you push down the plughole but keeps popping its… Continue reading