Salma Hayek

  • WTF Stray At Home Special

    Hallo Readers,  On Thursday, the UK death toll had risen to over 30,000, but that did not stop the British press from titillating cabin-feverish citizens that the end of the strict lockdown was in sight. They urged Boris Johnson to permit people to go and about,… Continue reading

  • WTF Lady Bracknell Special

    Hallo Readers, As Lady Bracknell might have remarked, ‘to have one lawyer involved in major dodginess may be regarded as a misfortune. To have two looks like carelessness’. In which case, it seems that Donald J Trump has been monumentally careless. His former personal… Continue reading

  • WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2017

    Hallo Readers, What with the horrific events of last weekend and the General Election campaign, this is the time to cheer ourselves up with some inconsequential silliness. So no rant this week, no It’s Got To Go, just 20 fashion shockers… Continue reading

  • WTF Wimps Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is a fully paid up member of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite. She lives in Islington. She is a professional person with an Oxbridge degree. She votes Labour. She reads the Guardian and the Observer. She has a Nespresso machine. You… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2015

    Hallo Readers, A very Happy Christmas to you all and Happy Holidays and WTF hopes you are all having a perfectly wonderful day. This is the first time that the Christmas Turkey has actually come out on Christmas Day and WTF… Continue reading

  • WTF Ben Special

    Hallo Readers, You expect Presidential Candidate Donald Trump to say something stupid because that is what he does. His exists to be outrageous, from his views on Mexicans to that custard-coloured thing on his head purporting to be hair. But other Republican Presidential candidates… Continue reading

  • WTF IT’S A NO SPECIAL

    Hallo Readers, When you ask the Prime Minister a straight question to which the answer is either “yes” or “no”,  namely are you willing to take part in a face-to-face televised election debate with little Ed Miliband, the most reviled Labour Party leader since the… Continue reading