Megan Fox
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WTF Rochdale Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the Labour Party election candidate hokey-cokey. First, you pick a candidate called Azhar Ali for a seat in Rochdale which has a high Moslem population. It would be unlikely, to put it mildly, that anyone would… Continue reading
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WTF Year Zero Special
Ok Hallo Readers Between 1976 and 1979, Cambodia was ruled by a despotic Marxist-Leninist dictator by the name of Pol Pot. During that time, Pol Pot’s regime instigated a policy of Year Zero, the idea of which was to transform the country… Continue reading
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WTF Growth Special
Hallo Readers, One week into Donald Trump’s presidency, WTF wrote ‘Trump’s election has not turned out to be as bad as she thought. It is much worse’. Similarly, while WTF knew that Liz Truss’s tenure as Prime Minister would be a shitshow… Continue reading
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WTF Them and Us Special
Hallo Readers, It does appear that there really are two sorts of people in this country. Not the haves and the have-nots, but Them and Us. Them are the ones who get away with everything, regardless of how heinous their conduct… Continue reading
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WTF Turn on a Sixpence Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome back to He said WHAT????!!!!, Britain’s most popular reality show. The aim of the game is for contestants to provide ever more improbable explanations as they try and wriggle out of situations when they appear to be bang to rights. The winner of the previous… Continue reading
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WTF Mega-Enormous “Fashion” Special
Hallo Readers, WTF was going to give you a week off this week until she realised that last weekend was both the MTV VMAs and the Met Gala, so how could she? Anyway she suspects that many of you do not read down to… Continue reading
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WTF Wedding Bells Special
Hallo Readers, Last weekend, Boris Johnson and his fiancée Carrie Symonds tied the knot at Westminster Cathedral and are now officially man and (third) wife. What a triumph! They threw her Majesty’s Gutter Press off the scent by sending out… Continue reading
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WTF Domageddon Special
Hallo Readers, It is no surprise that our Prime Minister is a bumbling, mendacious oaf living in fear of the next Daily Telegraph editorial. This we already knew. But what we did not know, until it was laid out for… Continue reading
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WTF Election Special
Hallo Readers, By the time you peruse this blog over your post-election breakfast, WTF will either have collapsed in a drunken stupor or have strung herself up by her pantyhose. In a further demonstration that the bigger the shyster, the bigger… Continue reading