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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2023
Hallo Readers Honesty compels WTF to admit that there was an outbreak of premature ejaculation with the Summer Stinker Poll on Thursday, and so it’s back today with the sarky comments and instructions as to how to vote. First the… Continue reading
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WTF Silliness Special
Hallo Readers, So how excited are you about the coronation on Saturday? Are you busily baking your coronation quiche? (Query – if it is vegetarian, why has it got bloody lard in it? What is the point of being King… Continue reading
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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2022
Hallo Readers, We will shortly get to the main business of today, which is your selection of the WTF Christmas Turkey 2022. But first let us reflect briefly on the past year, which many of you will agree stank.… Continue reading
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WTF Boudicca Special
Hallo Readers, Britain have had some great female warriors. Think Boudicca, leader of the Iceni, who took on the Romans. She was described as “very tall and terrifying in appearance with a harsh voice and a piercing glare”. Think Elizabeth I,… Continue reading
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WTF Brexit Anniversary Special
Hallo Readers, Big News! Boris Johnson finally managed to deport somebody to Rwanda – himself. Sadly, unlike the unfortunates who might find themselves flying there courtesy of the UK taxpayer, he has a return ticket for himself and his fragrant… Continue reading
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WTF Party-Party Special
Hallo Readers, Inside no 10 Downing Street, it is about as joyful as National Enema Week. For the last ten days, we have been assured that there had been no Christmas party for the PM’s staff on 18 December 2020, when… Continue reading
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WTF It’s A Result Special
Hallo Readers, Never say that Britain is not a place of opportunity. Because it is not true. It does not matter whether you are untalented. It does not matter whether you or your company has a history of serial failure. It does not matter whether… Continue reading
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WTF Blame Game Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to another edition of ‘No, I Didn’t Say That’, the popular political game where Boris Johnson says one thing in the morning, has it explained away in a wholly different light by his spokespersons at No 10 within the hour… Continue reading
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WTF Doomsday Special
Hallo Readers, So this is it. Friday 31 January 2020 is the day that Britain waves bye-bye to the EU. At 11 pm tonight, Big Ben will not bong (the clock is under renovation), but Brexiteers various will pop open the British sparkling… Continue reading
