Lauren Goodger
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WTF Rats Special
Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, It was so obvious that Trump would not accept the results of the election. It was so obvious that he would lie that he had won, and keep on lying. It was so obvious that he… Continue reading
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2020
Hallo Readers, It’s here!! The fabled WTF Christmas Turkey Poll for 2020, where 18 total fashion horrors await your appalled gaze and subsequent selection. They are all ghastly, and are arranged simply in first name alphabetical order, denoting no preference on WTF’s… Continue reading
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WTF Dip in the Bran Tub Special
Hallo Readers, Lunacy rages in the USA with wild allegations of conspiracy, corruption, and nefariousness of all kinds; on top of vote fiddling, there are allegations that Hugo Chavez masterminded dodgy electoral software to keep Trump out of the Presidency (Chavez died in 2013… Continue reading
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WTF Gerontology Special
Hallo Readers When WTF was growing up, (if she ever did – discuss), Russia and China used to be run by very elderly men in grey clothing with faces to match. If one of them was not seen for a while, it was a… Continue reading
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WTF Brewery Special
Hallo Readers, It is not just that this Government not organise the proverbial piss-up in a brewery. We already know this. But this lot would outsource the piss-up to an off-the-peg company registered in some sandy tax haven with no expertise in throwing parties. That… Continue reading
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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2020
Hallo Readers, Before we turn to the main business of the week, the Summer Stinker Poll, we must pause to consider the matter of why it (rightly) unacceptable to denigrate Muslims, or people of colour, or the disabled, but it is acceptable to denigrate Jews. Not… Continue reading
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WTF School Special
Hallo Readers,o The useless, fact-free, science-denying pair of Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are determined to force children back to school. Because if the children do not go back to school, many of their parents cannot go back to work. And if… Continue reading
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WTF Corona Chic Special
Hallo Readers, So weeks after anyone who knew anything about anything knew that this was going to be big, and that it was going to be bad, and that the best way to avoid it was to stay indoors for the foreseeable… Continue reading
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WTF Where’s Wally Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to another dismal week in the still-but-only-just United Kingdom. It is freezing cold and although the blossom is out, it will not last long in these temperatures. We have had Storm Ciara and Storm Dennis, and now half the country is under… Continue reading
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WTF Lady Bracknell Special
Hallo Readers, As Lady Bracknell might have remarked, ‘to have one lawyer involved in major dodginess may be regarded as a misfortune. To have two looks like carelessness’. In which case, it seems that Donald J Trump has been monumentally careless. His former personal… Continue reading