Gwyneth Paltrow

  • WTF Super-Colossal Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is the end of another week of the war-that-is-not-a-war, and it is now even clearer that things have gone tits up. Of course, both the US and Israel have the military capacity to bomb anywhere to smithereens… Continue reading

  • WTF You’re Nicked Special

    Hallo Readers, All in all, it was not a great birthday for the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew. He was arrested and charged with misfeasance in public office, which is law-speak for slipping confidential trade information to his erstwhile… Continue reading

  • WTF Brewery Special

    Hallo Readers, It is not just that this Government not organise the proverbial piss-up in a brewery. We already know this. But this lot would outsource the piss-up to an off-the-peg company registered in some sandy tax haven with no expertise in throwing parties. That… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2020

    Hallo Readers, Before we turn to the main business  of the week, the Summer Stinker Poll, we must pause to consider the matter of why it (rightly) unacceptable to denigrate Muslims, or people of colour, or the disabled, but it is acceptable to denigrate Jews. Not… Continue reading

  • WTF Lady Bracknell Special

    Hallo Readers, As Lady Bracknell might have remarked, ‘to have one lawyer involved in major dodginess may be regarded as a misfortune. To have two looks like carelessness’. In which case, it seems that Donald J Trump has been monumentally careless. His former personal… Continue reading

  • WTF Megxit Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, Britain was horrified to learn that an American TV star had beguiled a boyish Old Etonian into abandoning his obligations towards an elderly Head of State.  But that is enough about Donald Trump and his attempt to lure Boris Johnson into turning on… Continue reading

  • WTF State Visit Special

    Hallo Readers, You may recall that Donald J Trump paid a brief (but not brief enough) visit to the UK in July 2018, intent on insulting as many people as possible within a four day period, and rebounding around the parameters of decency like a pinball… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2016

    Hallo Readers, So we’re out. It only happened a few hours ago and already the currency is crashing, Nigel Farage thinks he’s Churchill and David Cameron is holed up in his bunker, stunned and shortly to be unemployed. WTF will… Continue reading

  • WTF Role Model Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brings you another story of young men and women behaving badly. You may recall that a few weeks ago, six oiks on a stag party were forcibly removed from a Ryanair flight which had been diverted to Berlin.… Continue reading

  • WTF Golden Globes and Other Bits Special

    Hallo Readers, During her holiday Down Under (it was glorious, thanks for asking) WTF caught up with the seventh and last series of The West Wing (aired in 2006) where Republican Alan Alda and Democrat Jimmy Smits battle to succeed Martin Sheen… Continue reading