Gemma Collins

  • WTF Stone in the Pond Special

    Hallo Readers, There were many strange sights and sounds this week. There was the Defence Secretary, Ben Wallace, describing the allegation from a former para who complained of the Government abandoning him in Afghanistan as “bollocks”. There were dehydrated babies being passed over barbed wire at Kabul Airport to bemused US… Continue reading

  • WTF Laughing Stock Special

    Hallo Readers, Look, WTF is not going to beat around the bush. Britain has become an international laughing stock. And an object of pity. And a subject of bewilderment. You hardly dare answer FaceTime or WhatsApp calls from incredulous friends abroad, knowing that you will be… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2020

    Hallo Readers, It’s here!! The fabled WTF Christmas Turkey Poll for 2020, where 18 total fashion horrors await your appalled gaze and subsequent selection. They are all ghastly, and are arranged simply in first name alphabetical order, denoting no preference on WTF’s… Continue reading

  • WTF Six of the Best Special

    Hallo Readers Welcome to another edition to Covid Hokey Cokey, in which Her Majesty’s Government changes its mind about how to handle the virus, often from day to day. In, out, in, out, shake it all about, and then blame someone else. First you can… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2017

    Hallo Readers, And here we are again. It is time for the WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2017 where you get to choose the most dire fashion folly of the last six months. Hasn’t time flown? It seems like only yesterday that we were… Continue reading

  • WTF Dr Dick Special

    Hallo Readers, The Lord gives and the Lord takes away. (WTF always thought that it was giveth and taketh but apparently this is not so although it sounds better). In this case, the Lord in question is Lord Hall, the Director-General… Continue reading