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  • WTF Dr Jesus Special

    Hallo Readers, What reasonable person could object to this photo, posted last weekend on Truth Social, the Presidential Pravda? It is obviously the Rancid Kumquat as a medical doctor, healing his patient with a kindly hand to the forehead. WTF’s father… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Hostages Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Sunday morning, somewhat later than the advertised programme, Israel stopped bombarding Gaza, which it had carried on doing until the very last minute, and entered into a ceasefire which is supposed to last for six weeks at… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024

    Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions.  Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading

  • WTF Chicago Special

    Hallo Readers,  It turns out that WTF picked a very good time to get off Twitter and go cold turkey (with the occasional peek. One day at a time, right?).  The sight of the Democratic National Convention in Chicago, the… Continue reading

  • WTF Volodymyr Special

    Hallo Readers, This week a man was recognised for his contribution to making the world a better, braver, more ethical place. Such courage! Such charisma! No, not Volodymyr Zalenskyy. We will get to him shortly. WTF speaks of village idiot and Frank… Continue reading

  • WTF FFS Double Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of  the results. She lost the soothing tones of James Naughtie on Radio 4… Continue reading