Hallo Readers,
It turns out that WTF picked a very good time to get off Twitter and go cold turkey (with the occasional peek. One day at a time, right?). The sight of the Democratic National Convention in Chicago, the biggest love-fest since Woodstock once they had defenestrated Joe Biden, and the rapturous reception for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz has driven Republicans stark staring mad. There are not enough straitjackets in America to restrain the mouth-foaming fury of all these people watching an outbreak of love, compassion, decency and concern for others expressed by relatively normal people with real feelings and a social conscience. It is being reported that when Trump gets particularly upset, he hurls bottles of Tomato Ketchup at the walls. This week would have been a good time to have shares in Heinz. One suspects factories have been put on triple overtime and all holiday leave cancelled for the duration. Imagine the state of the walls at Mar-a-Lago or Bedminster as the rancid kumquat watched Michelle Obama call him out as the racist he is and crack that fabulous line that “who is going to tell him that the job he is currently seeking in November might be one of those black jobs?” Or when Barack Obama implied that Trump’s obsession with crowd size might be connected to the size of his little mushroom dick? Or when four of the Central Park Five, finally exonerated after years in prison, walked onto the stage and recalled how Trump paid $85,000 of his own money, in itself a rare occurrence, to take out an ad in the New York Times before the trial loo calling for the execution? And has never apologised to them despite their exoneration. Or when the victims of gun violence and school shootings came on and recounted their stories, innocent people shot by citizens exercising their inalienable right to kill strangers at random? Imagine his fury at spouses standing by their spouses and demonstrating love and pride, when he cannot even persuade his wife to be in the same room as him, and often even in the same state? But best of all, imagine his reaction on seeing Harris, a black and Asian woman almost 20 years his junior, accepting the nomination as the Democratic candidate for president. Not just a woman. Not just a black woman. And not just a black and Asian woman. A black and Asian woman who is a former state prosecutor and state attorney general. The quintessence of everything he despises, and which is coming to get him, bigly, on 5 November. Which means he cannot stop the legal cases against him and will probably end up in chokey.
To British eyes, some of the Convention was corny, bordering on nauseating. But what you came away with was an understanding of the fundamental choice that faces the electorate in November. A choice between people who care about their neighbours and want to improve their lives and people who care about themselves and have no concept of why their neighbours deserve any sort of consideration. A choice between an administration that believes in feeding school children and one that wants to burn their books. It is a choice between giving people the right to decide what to do with their own bodies and taking that choice away. Because to some people in America, ensuring people have health care and school meals and allowing gay marriage and practising tolerance is communism, unAmerican and downright dangerous. And unchristian. Particularly the brand of Christianity in which they ignore the bits about loving thy neighbour. And the bit about “why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye”. And the bit about ‘Physician heal myself’. Not to mention the bit about thou shall not bear false witness. If you really want to know how these people think, CNN informed WTF that the cesspit in which she previously dwelt and formerly known as Twitter, was today awash with vile mockery of Walz’s 17-year-old son who had cried his eyes out during his father’s fabulous V-P acceptance speech and shouted out “That’s my dad!”. Mockery of the” hahaha, and they say we’re weird, hahaha” sort. Gus Walz has learning difficulties and ADHD. But hey, they laughed anyway. Because nothing says Christianity and decency like taking the piss out of a neuro-divergent 17 -year-old-boy.
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We start our review of the week’s crappy clothing with OnlyFans star Mia Dunn out to lunch in Manchester.
When WTF says Mia is out to lunch, she is referring not just to her intended consumption of foodstuffs in some eatery off Deansgate but also to her mental state because this “outfit” falls squarely into the category of “that’s not even clothes”. And that is because Mia is wearing what seems to be a pair of Spanx control shorties under a Spanx control body with built-in bra. Or maybe it is Skims. But whatever it is, it is ridiculous, it is very unflattering around the arse, wedgie-wise, the padded tits look like bulging eyes and the whole thing makes her look like Mort from the movie Madagascar.
Mia’s mum, an actress on the dismal ITV soap Emmerdale, is so appalled at her daughter flaunting her bits on Only Fans, earning herself £60K a week in the process, that they have fallen out, bigly. Heaven knows how Maman felt when she copped sight of this ensemble,
To London and the premiere of the movie, Blink Twice, starring actor Naomi Ackie. Here she is wearing Loewe.
Most of all, it is ugly. If a sabre-toothed tiger went to a toga party, this is what it would look like.
Meet actor Aileen Wu wearing Shu Shu Tong at the Los Angeles premiere of the new movie Alien Romulus.
It’s like a Sumo costume with added cloth.
And here is former Love Island contestant Liberty Poole wearing something foul.
This is the white version of the Sumo nonsense. With a headband worn as a bra.
Here is singer FKA Twiggs out and about wearing not much.
WTF is sick and tired, and then sick and tired some more, of these bloody women prancing about in their scanties. But actually, and surprisingly, WTF is more concerned about the thing under her arm, which appears to be a deceased or, at the very least, an unconscious, dog.
To Sydney and the Aussie TV Awards known as the Logies. This is actor Emily Weir from Home and Away (is that still an actual thing???) wearing Aston Bridal.
WTF is a regular visitor to Australia but she has never been an Aussie wedding. Is this what people wear??? I mean, I get that sometimes it is hot there (although on WTF’s last visit in 2022, it was the coldest November ever in the history of ever) and some form of c**t cooling is required. But at a wedding? Whether you are the bride or a guest. this is simply not on. You cannot go flashing your Minge fringe. Put it away, love, for Gawd’s sake.
And finally here is one of Oz’s leading architectural designers, Yasmine Ghoneim. wearing some ridiculous thing. Scroll down slowly….. just saying.
Presumably this is the sort of stuff with which Yasmine decorates her clients’ homes. She probably had one going spare after a big job and so thought she would pop it on for the Awards, worn with grey shoes and brogues. And, as Governor Walz would say, that’s weird.
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