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WTF Words Special
Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading
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WTF Scandalous Special
Hallo Readers, President 47 has had another slap from the courts, this time on his ludicrous hokey-cokey tariffs. They have been up and they have been down and they have been paused and they have been revived and yesterday they… Continue reading
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WTF Lineker and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, As a player, Gary Lineker was famous for a number of things, including never getting booked during his whole career. WTF suspects that he never scored an own goal either, which is more than you can say for the waste-basket of Deplorables who lined… Continue reading
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WTF Going Nowhere Special
Hallo Readers, Have you noticed how absolutely nothing works in this country anymore? It is so embarrassing. It is either too hot, or too cold, or the wrong sort of rain, or the wrong sort of snow, or the wrong… Continue reading
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WTF Snouts in the Trough Special
Hallo Readers, Last week we were treated to the unedifying spectacle of Owen Paterson MP, who, unable to scrape by on an MP’s salary of £81,932 a year plus all the expenses you can think of, trousered another £100,000 a year… Continue reading
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WTF FBI Special
Hallo Readers, The moron without the mask on is Rep. Andrew Clyde, a GOP Congressman from Georgia. Here he is on 6 January 2021 helping his (masked) colleagues to barricade the door of the House Chamber against a mob of feral thugs in… Continue reading
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WTF AMAs 2019 Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the General Election version of Snog One, Marry One and Throw One Over the Cliff. Only in this one, you get to throw them all over the cliff. It is just that the one that is least annoying gets… Continue reading
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WTF Somewhere Over the Rainbow Special
Hallo Readers, A border is a thing that marks the difference between your land and someone else’s land. That is yours, this is mine. It might be a fence or a wall or a river; it might be barbed wire… Continue reading
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WTF Furious Special
Hallo Readers Last Saturday, WTF was so outraged by everyone and everything that she practically exploded. She was put on the Twitter naughty step and was generally homicidal and downright furious. (Admittedly, this was not helped by Arsenal losing at home to Manchester United).… Continue reading
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WTF Biff Bosh Bash Special
Hallo Readers, To be frank, the main players in the EU Referendum have been getting on WTF’s tits for some time now. You would get more light on the issues from a 40 watt bulb and as D-Day approaches, both sides are… Continue reading