Charli XCX
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WTF Pissing In Your Ear And Telling You It’s Raining Special
Hallo Readers, It is not the cruelty. Or the violence. Or the dishonesty about the cruelty and the violence. Or the incompetence. Or the heartlessness. We had seen it all before and we will see it again. And again. That… Continue reading
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WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading
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WTF College Special
Hallo Readers, Of course there is a right to protest against injustice and evil in all its forms. WTF hates what is happening in Gaza, hates the Israeli government. She also hates the way that the events of October 7th… Continue reading
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WTF London Fashion Week Special
Hallo Readers, Just like those films where a deranged nutter rampages about, wreaking havoc and destruction in their wake, is then seemingly vanquished and thrust out, only to make a horrifying reappearance in the final reel, Monday saw the return… Continue reading
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WTF Weirdos and Misfits Special
Hallo Readers, We want to hire an unusual set of people with different skills and backgrounds to work in Downing Street … The categories are roughly: data scientists and software developers; economists; policy experts; project managers; communication experts; junior researchers one… Continue reading
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WTF Don’t Hold the Front Page Special
Hallo Readers, Thomas Mair is a white supremacist, although he is superior to no-one. He is an unemployed gardener who is obsessed with Nazis, virulently anti-semitic and he hates anyone who is not white and British. In June this year, a week before the Brexit… Continue reading
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WTF Scandal Special
Hallo Readers, Today, six pieces of filth were given long prison sentences at Sheffield Crown Court for rape, conspiracy to rape, buggery, abduction, false imprisonment and sexual assault. Four of them are Asian men, brothers Arshid, Basharat and Bannaras Hussain and their uncle Quaban Ali.… Continue reading
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WTF Bumper Golden Globes Special
Hallo Readers, Jeremy Corbyn made a right balls up of his reshuffle. Of course he did. He is King Midas in reverse, in that everything he touches turns to shit. One is beginning to wonder whether he could find his arse… Continue reading
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WTF Tits Are Being Worn This Year Special
Hallo Readers, There is an old song with the chorus “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a bleedin’ shame”. How true. Move… Continue reading
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WTF Farewell 2014 Special
Hallo Readers, 2014 has been in the main a depressing year, full of horrors, disappointments and inadequacies and 2015 probably won’t be any better. Apart from anything else, there is an General Election due and there is no choice to speak of; a weak… Continue reading