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  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2020

    Hallo Readers, Before we turn to the main business  of the week, the Summer Stinker Poll, we must pause to consider the matter of why it (rightly) unacceptable to denigrate Muslims, or people of colour, or the disabled, but it is acceptable to denigrate Jews. Not… Continue reading

  • WTF Bog-roll Special

    Hallo Readers, So are you feeling confident that World Leaders have got a grip on coronavirus? Do you believe that Boris Johnson has got his finger on the Nation’s fevered pulse? Are you reassured by Donald Trump’s steadying hand on the tiller?… Continue reading

  • WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2019

    Hallo Readers, Usually the annual WTF Summer Stinker Poll is a politics free zone, but it would be impossible to publish anything this Friday without mentioning one of the most ridiculous weeks in British history. We all knew it was coming, but it… Continue reading

  • WTF Nepotism Barbie Special

    Hallo Readers, Which of you can honestly say that you did not enjoy the footage of squeaky-voiced Ivanka Trump getting iced out at a G20 Reception in Osaka by an imperious, irritated, Christine Lagarde, Head of the International Monetary Fund? Nepotism… Continue reading

  • WTF Royal Baby Special

    Hallo Readers, What can be more British than the birth of a Royal Baby? The whole thing is steeped in years of tradition. For example, hours after pushing out something the size of a football, the Royal Mother is supposed to appear… Continue reading

  • WTF Bundle of Bollocks Special

    Hallo Readers,  Yes, WTF is back from a somewhat damp but lovely Cornwall and a sunny and lovely Gloucestershire and is resuming her mission to descry idiocy both political and sartorial. Starting with the growing phenomenon of people who are happy to opine… Continue reading

  • WTF Orange is the New Orange Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF spent the week debating whether she is more offended by Donald Trump Jr’s lies or his ineptitude. Don – here’s the thing. When invited to hold a meeting with “a Russian government attorney” offering incriminating stuff on your… Continue reading

  • WTF Facelift Special

    Hallo Readers, It is a little known fact that there are twin Trumps and they take in turns to pretend to be President. One day it is Donny A, the next it is Donny B. They share the same phone, so… Continue reading

  • WTF State of the Nation Special

    Hallo Readers, Our Glorious Leader President Maydogan has been downgraded to Mrs Maybe, as strong and stable as a wobble board on the deck of a storm-tossed ship. After her ridiculous, robotic campaign in which she parroted the phrase “strong and stable” ad nauseam, she… Continue reading