Amber Heard

  • WTF Brewery Special

    Hallo Readers, It is not just that this Government not organise the proverbial piss-up in a brewery. We already know this. But this lot would outsource the piss-up to an off-the-peg company registered in some sandy tax haven with no expertise in throwing parties. That… Continue reading

  • The Death of Shame, Volume 99

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who are kind enough to read this blog regularly will know that WTF is obsessed with the death of shame in public life. This week brought two more stark examples to recoil from. First, Fiona Onasanya MP… Continue reading

  • WTF Pink Elephant Special

    Hallo Readers, It is almost Christmas and so WTF thought she would end the year with a fairytale for you. Next week will bring you the fabled WTF Christmas Turkey 2018, and then there will be a break until 11… Continue reading

  • WTF Rake Special

    Hallo Readers, It is a misapprehension amongst people of very small brain that because it is very cold in certain places at the moment, there is no such thing as climate change. Step forward Donald J. Trump, who noted that the… Continue reading

  • WTF Connubial Bliss Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF always thought that the marriage of thespians Johnny Depp, 52, and Amber Heard, 30, was unlikely to go the distance, but at 15 months, it came in seriously under budget. Last week, the relationship did not just… Continue reading

  • WTF Gawd Bless You Ma’am Special

    Hallo Readers, This week the Queen became the longest serving British monarch ever in the history of ever. She reached 23,226 days, 16 hours and approximately 30 minutes on Wednesday September 9 2015, overtaking the late Queen Victoria who went to… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Bumper Yurgle Special

    Hallo Readers, This week saw another chapter in the saga of the ex-Cabinet Minister, his Economist Ex-Wife and one of Britain’s first black judges, all of whom were incarcerated for perverting the course of justice. Chris Huhne, a sneering, supercilious little… Continue reading