Vladimir Putin
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WTF New Year Special
Hallo Readers, So here we are in 2026. Where did that come from? It is freezing cold. Everyone is miserable, fed up, impecunious after all that Christmas spending and overweight after all that Christmas eating and drinking. Not to mention those… Continue reading
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WTF Font Special
Hallo Readers, In Sean O’Casey’s wonderful Juno and the Paycock, Captain Boyle remarks ‘the world is in a terrible state o’chassis’. That was written in 1924, set in a traumatised post-independence Dublin. Captain Boyle’s analysis is no less accurate one… Continue reading
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WTF Negotiations Special
Hallo Readers, Yesterday was Thanksgiving, which was said to be the deadline for Ukraine to accept a 28-point plan supposedly drawn up by the State Department and incorporating suggestions and concessions from both Ukraine and Russia with a view to securing… Continue reading
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WTF Terror Special
Hallo Readers, This week Lucy Connolly was released on licence after serving 40% of her 31-month sentence. Connolly had taken to Twitter in July 2024 while feral yobs were looting and rioting following the murder of three little girls in… Continue reading
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WTF What Could Possibly Go Wrong Special
Hallo Readers, Today, Friday, 15 August 2025, Presidents 47 and Putin will sit down at an airbase in Anchorage, Alaska to discuss how to stop, or in any event, to pause, the war in Ukraine. The most obvious way of… Continue reading
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WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading
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WTF Slava Ukraini Special
Hallo Readers, Astonishingly, three years after Russia invaded Ukraine for the second time in a decade, the country still stands, President Zelinskyy is still alive and well, and Putin has lost who knows how many soldiers and billions of dollars.… Continue reading
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WTF Preposterous Paris Special
Hallo Readers, Have you voted in the WTF Summer Stinker Poll yet? If not, why not? Get on with it! You have another week. And even if you have voted, you can vote again – and again. Meanwhile, the… Continue reading
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WTF Bonanza Red Carpet Awards Special
Hallo Readers, It is a week of sad anniversaries. Two years ago tomorrow, Russia invaded Ukraine without any justification. Everyone, WTF included, expected it to be over in days or weeks with Volodymyr Zelenskyy swinging from a gallows in the middle… Continue reading
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WTF Volodymyr Special
Hallo Readers, This week a man was recognised for his contribution to making the world a better, braver, more ethical place. Such courage! Such charisma! No, not Volodymyr Zalenskyy. We will get to him shortly. WTF speaks of village idiot and Frank… Continue reading