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Theresa May

  • WTF Failure and Farce Special

    Hallo Readers,  Theresa May did resign last week, as predicted, but she did not take WTF’s advice, which was to get out of Dodge before Monday, when the flatulent orange fantasist that is Donald Trump lands here on his State Visit. Instead, she… Continue reading

  • WTF Leg Special

    Hallo Readers, Imagine your mates, a fund manager, an architect and a journalist, advise you that your right leg has to be removed. Yes, it would be radical, but they are very enthusiastic in recommending amputation. The advantages would be tremendous. The new leg would… Continue reading

  • WTF Sidney Carton Special

    Hallo Readers You remember Sidney Carton. He is the hero of A Tale of Two Cities, set at the time of the French revolution. He is  deeply in love with Lucie, but she is in love with, and was loved by, French émigré… Continue reading

  • WTF Baked Beans Special

    Hallo Readers, When WTF was at about ten, she used to ensure that she sat next to a boy called Andrew B whenever baked beans were on the school lunch menu. This is because WTF hated baked beans with a vengeance,… Continue reading

  • WTF Brexit Update Special

    Hallo Readers, Here is your Brexit update as at 11 30 pm on Thursday 14 March 2019. Parliament does not want to Brexit with Mrs Maybe’s deal. It has now said so twice. No one wants her crap deal, not… Continue reading

  • WTF Bomb Special

     Hallo Readers, In her 27 January 2017 Inauguration Special, WTF said of Trump, ‘One week in and it is already clear that truth is the first casualty…..he will tell his credulous supporters that he didn’t say this or tweet that and that the Media are… Continue reading

  • WTF Somewhere Over the Rainbow Special

    Hallo Readers, A border is a thing that marks the difference between your land and someone else’s land. That is yours, this is mine. It might be a fence or a wall or a river; it might be barbed wire… Continue reading

  • WTF Amber Alert Special

    Hallo Readers, Here is the bad news.  Albert Thompson has prostate cancer. Here is the good news. The NHS has now given him a date in May when he will start radiotherapy. Here is more bad news.  Thompson, who has… Continue reading

  • WTF From Russia With Love Special

    Hallo Readers, As fans of Midsomer Murders can attest, living in an English idyll does not preclude murder and mayhem but no-one associated leafy Salisbury with attempted homicide until a fortnight ago, when a father and daughter were found in a bad… Continue reading

  • WTF Reshuffle Special

    Hallo Readers, In 1967, the Hollies, a popular singing troupe, had a hit with a song called King Midas In Reverse. You get the picture. Unlike the mythical monarch whose touch turned everything to gold, this guy’s touch was less effective.  The chorus goes:… Continue reading