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Suella Braverman

  • WTF Lee Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week 30p Lee Anderson, former Labour councillor turned Tory MP, had the whip suspended after mouthing off that London Mayor Sadiq Khan was controlled by Islamists. This came after former Home Secretary Suella Braverman opined that Islamists… Continue reading

  • WTF Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Idiot Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, the political world was revisited by two people you thought  had gone for good. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction leaping out of the shower and running amok around Michael Douglas’ apartment. This stuff was truly… Continue reading

  • WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She exudes a blend of… Continue reading

  • WTF Suella Special

    Hallo Readers,  In recent weeks, two Muslim men have been viciously assaulted on their way back from the mosque, one of them actually set on fire and sustaining life changing injuries. Synagogues and Jewish schools require protection. Hotels housing asylum seekers… Continue reading

  • WTF Lineker and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, As a player, Gary Lineker was famous for a number of things, including never getting booked during his whole career.  WTF suspects that he never scored an own goal either, which is more than you can say for the waste-basket of Deplorables who lined… Continue reading

  • WTF Lefty Lawyers Special

    Hallo Readers, This week Cruela de Braverman, the woman whose every hour, awake and asleep, is consumed with keeping millions, if not billions, of foreigners out of the UK, particularly ones in boats, announced a new plan to replace the old plan which replaced the one before… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Special Grammys Special

    Hallo Readers, Just when you thought that Rishi Sunak’s political judgment could not be any worse, along comes his new appointment for Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, rent-a-gob, man-of-the-people, one-braincell-up-from-a root-vegetable, Lee Anderson MP. Yes him – the same one who… Continue reading

  • WTF Augean Stables Special

    Hallo Readers, To be honest, there are few, if any, members of the current Cabinet you would want to hang around with. Michael Gove? Grant Shapps? Suella Braverman? I mean, come on – wouldn’t you rather endure a barbed wire enema? Perhaps… Continue reading

  • WTF Kangaroo Bits Special

    Hallo Readers, Rishi Sunak has completed his second week as PM. It is confusing trying to keep up, and perhaps he should be referred to in terms of his predecessors to put everything in context, like Elkanah in the story… Continue reading

  • WTF Second Chance Special

    Hallo Readers,  Until 6 September 2022, Boris Johnson was Prime Minister. Well, sort of. He had in effect checked out on 22 July when he announced he would resign after the election of the new Tory Leader and between then and the handover to the next incumbent,… Continue reading