Royal Family
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WTF More Fleas Special
Hallo Readers, WTF has been in the US for the last 10 days on business, and, as you can imagine, she has been glued to CNN and MS Now. And of course to the BBC website and BBC Sounds. Now… Continue reading
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WTF New Year Special
Hallo Readers, So here we are in 2026. Where did that come from? It is freezing cold. Everyone is miserable, fed up, impecunious after all that Christmas spending and overweight after all that Christmas eating and drinking. Not to mention those… Continue reading
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WTF Politics and Fashion Special
Hallo Readers Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, In an environment where egregious falsehoods are peddled as part of the daily cut and thrust of political life, standards start to slip. But even by current political standards, or rather the… Continue reading
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WTF Liz Special
Hallo Readers, No sooner had the new Prime Minister Liz Truss unpacked her dismal array of wash’n’wear dresses in the Master Bedroom of 11 Downing Street than Her Majesty the Queen Shuffled off this mortal coil. This meant that all political… Continue reading
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WTF Corona Cockup Special
Hallo Readers, So how is your lockdown going? If you have a partner, are you planning on consulting a solicitor the moment the siren blows and we can all venture outdoors again? Are you fantasising about putting the kids up for adoption? Are… Continue reading
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WTF Weirdos and Misfits Special
Hallo Readers, We want to hire an unusual set of people with different skills and backgrounds to work in Downing Street … The categories are roughly: data scientists and software developers; economists; policy experts; project managers; communication experts; junior researchers one… Continue reading
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WTF HRH Special
Hallo Readers, You have to hand it to the Royal Family. When they want you out, you are out. And by out, WTF means out as in you-are-never-coming-back-not-even-at-all out. They are more ruthless than Cersei Lannister. Cross this lot and you… Continue reading
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WTF Megxit Special
Hallo Readers, This week, Britain was horrified to learn that an American TV star had beguiled a boyish Old Etonian into abandoning his obligations towards an elderly Head of State. But that is enough about Donald Trump and his attempt to lure Boris Johnson into turning on… Continue reading
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WTF Bigly Umbrage Special
Hallo Readers, This week the American President came back to Blighty to take part in the 70th anniversary of the founding of NATO, and to showcase his unique brand of mendacity, meanness of spirit, and braggadocio, not to mention his extraordinary day-glo burnt umber… Continue reading
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Prince Andrew Special
Hallo Readers, As I have previously mentioned, WTF’s late father used to pose the question ‘why would a man voluntarily dip his head in a bucket of shit’? This week, His Royal Highness Prince Andrew not only dipped his head in a bucket of shit, he… Continue reading