Grammys
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WTF Super-Special Grammys Special
Hallo Readers, Just when you thought that Rishi Sunak’s political judgment could not be any worse, along comes his new appointment for Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, rent-a-gob, man-of-the-people, one-braincell-up-from-a root-vegetable, Lee Anderson MP. Yes him – the same one who… Continue reading
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WTF Glamorous Grammys Special
Hallo Readers, You can be married to a British citizen, give birth to British children, own three magnificent houses in the UK (not to mention a California beachside home) and live in a Government building set aside for those who… Continue reading
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WTF Boat Special
Hallo Readers, WTF cannot trace her roots in England back to William the Conqueror. They do not even go back as far as William Gladstone. Her parental grandmother and grandfather were Jewish refugees. They came here from Poland at the beginning of the 20th… Continue reading
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WTF Doomsday Special
Hallo Readers, So this is it. Friday 31 January 2020 is the day that Britain waves bye-bye to the EU. At 11 pm tonight, Big Ben will not bong (the clock is under renovation), but Brexiteers various will pop open the British sparkling… Continue reading
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WTF Mega-Super-Ginormous Grammys Special
Hallo Readers Until recently, Boris Johnson was not known for his ability as a conjurer. As an adulterer, certainly. As a liar, definitely. As someone lazy and unwilling to read his brief, without question. But not as a conjurer. However, one is never… Continue reading
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WTF All-Male Christmas Turkey Poll 2018
Hallo Readers Yes, it is that time of the year again. I mean, the time to vote for the WTF Christmas Turkey 2018 (it went quickly, didn’t it?). This year, after six years of men and women vying for the… Continue reading
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WTF Grammys Deep Horror Special
Hallo Readers, Would you put the Chief Rabbi in charge of the Pork Promotion Programme? You would not. So why would you put climate change deniers in charge of your environmental policy? In the US, the idiot President appointed Scott… Continue reading
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WTF Super-Mega-Gigantic Awards Special
Hallo Readers, It has been the sort of week that made WTF want to poke out her eyes with chopsticks before setting about her ears with a rusty knife. Yes, losing one ear was good enough for Van Gogh but… Continue reading
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WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Awards Special
Hallo Readers, It is time to consider the rise and rise of priapic Mayor of London and Prime-Minister-in-Waiting, Boris Johnson MP. Boris is known to be, in no particular order, unprincipled, a bull-shitter, a liar and an adulterer. Having promised Londoners not to seek election as… Continue reading