General Election

  • WTF Politics Special

    Hallo Readers,  Such is the madness currently raging across the Atlantic, that it is sometimes inevitable that WTF forgets to look a little closer to home. That and the fact that she is completely, not to say dangerously, obsessed with… Continue reading

  • WTF Preposterous Paris Special

    Hallo Readers,    Have you voted in the WTF Summer Stinker Poll yet? If not, why not? Get on with it! You have another week. And even if you have voted, you can vote again  – and again. Meanwhile, the… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2024

    Hallo Readers,   WTF was only gone for four weeks, but it seems like an age. While she has been away, the most preposterous political shitshow has been going and it keeps getting sillier. The big story this week is… Continue reading

  • WTF King Lear Special

    Hallo Readers, The Nation could not believe its eyes. One minute, the big story of the day was Paula Vennells giving evidence to the Post Office Scandal Inquiry and the next minute the Prime Minister pops out of 10 Downing… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Gala Mega Special

    Hallo Readers, On any view, Natalie Elphicke MP is ghastly. She became the MP for Dover and Deal in 2019 after her husband Charlie Elphicke stepped down after being charged with sexual assault on two different women. Mrs Elphicke romped… Continue reading

  • WTF Katch Keir Special

    Hallo Reader, So it looks as if it is going to end happily for the poor postmasters convicted of theft and false accounting in respect of monies that never existed – except, that is, in the fevered malfunction that was… Continue reading

  • WTF Carry On Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is demob happy – she is off on holiday to France (rioters permitting) and then to Cornwall and so you are being given time off for good behaviour. She will be back on 11 August, although you lot… Continue reading

  • WTF Covid Inquiry Special

    Hallo Readers, In 2021, Boris Johnson’s Government appointed former Court of Appeal Judge Lady Hallett to chair a ‘forensic and thoroughgoing’ inquiry into the UK’s response to the Covid pandemic. You may think that this would be a relatively straightforward… Continue reading

  • WTF Turn on a Sixpence Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome back to He said WHAT????!!!!, Britain’s most popular reality show. The aim of the game is for contestants to provide ever more improbable explanations as they try and wriggle out of situations when they appear to be bang to rights.  The winner of the previous… Continue reading

  • WTF Where’s Wally Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to another dismal week in the still-but-only-just United Kingdom. It is freezing cold and although the blossom is out, it will not last long in these temperatures. We have had Storm Ciara and Storm Dennis, and now half the country is under… Continue reading