Category Archives: Dominic Cummings

WTF Penny Dreadful Special

Hallo Readers, Joni Mitchell once sang ‘don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’. You have to say that she was right on the nail. Although Boris Johnson has not actually gone, … Continue reading

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WTF Sue Gray Special

Hallo Readers, Is he sorry? Is he hell. But then in Boris Johnson’s mind what does he have to be sorry about? Yes, he popped in to party after party, not that they were parties, and yes he had a … Continue reading

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WTF Beergate Special

Hallo Readers, And so we stagger on in the long-running Whitehall farce that is Partygate. WTF cannot even be bothered to go back over the bollocks meted out to the British people where every day some hapless Minister, on the pain of being demoted to the backroom … Continue reading

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WTF Fashion Special

Hallo Readers, It is an ill-wind that blows nobody any good and it appears that the pandemic has blown a veritable gale of opportunity in the direction of mates of prominent Tories. Like the chappie who advised Liz Truss when … Continue reading

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WTF Oven-Ready Special

Hallo Readers, Sorry about yesterday’s premature publication. Gremlins (in other words, read “my ineptitude”). ANYWAY… WTF has long railed about the death of shame, but with this shitshow of a Government, shame is not a word in its lexicon. In 2019, Boris … Continue reading

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WTF Joffrey Special

Hallo Readers, The political drama playing out in Downing Street, in Chequers and in Westminster is like a prep school, cut-price version of Game of Thrones with a dollop of Whitehall farce. It is sadly a version where, in the interests of economy, or … Continue reading

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WTF Wedding Bells Special

Hallo Readers, Last weekend, Boris Johnson and his fiancée Carrie Symonds tied the knot at Westminster Cathedral and are now officially man and (third) wife. What a triumph! They threw her Majesty’s Gutter Press off the scent by sending out … Continue reading

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WTF Weirdos and Misfits Special

Hallo Readers, We want to hire an unusual set of people with different skills and backgrounds to work in Downing Street … The categories are roughly: data scientists and software developers; economists; policy experts; project managers; communication experts; junior researchers one … Continue reading

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WTF Rees-Mogg Special

Hallo Readers, Old Etonian and Oxonian Jacob Rees-Mogg, a character P G Wodehouse would have rejected as too outlandish for his Jeeves and Wooster books, is a multi-millionaire (some inherited, some acquired through marriage, and the rest made himself through financial trading). … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Bridgen, Boris Johnson, Celebrity, Celebrity Fashion Disasters, David Cameron, Dominic Cummings, Donald Trump, Fashion, Fashion Awards, Fashion Disasters, General Election, Grenfell Tower, Jacob Rees-Mogg, MTV EMAs, Paula White, Politics, Uncategorized, Worst Dressed Celebrities | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

WTF Off We Go Again Special

Hallo Readers, In one of WTF’s favourite movies, Ruthless People, Danny de Vito’s wife is kidnapped and a huge ransom is demanded. Danny has no intention of paying a dime because he hates his wife and wants her money. He is therefore somewhat … Continue reading

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