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  • WTF Voz You Born in Dis Country Special?

    Hallo Readers, WTF’s paternal grandparents came to this country from Poland to escape the pogroms and took up residence in Stepney Green. They both spoke English, albeit with a heavy Polish accent. During World War 2, their street was bombed flat and so they… Continue reading

  • WTF House Of Iniquity Special

    Hallo Readers, This year there has been roly-poly Lib Dem alleged sex pest Lord Rennard with Party Leader Nick Clegg dragged kicking and screaming into holding an enquiry into his activities. There was Maria Miller who resigned last week as Secretary of State for Culture,… Continue reading

  • WTF Brantub Special

    Hallo Readers, This week’s rant is combined with a variant of It’s Got To Go, namely She Had To Go. You know when you go to the funfair and you dip into the brantub and pull out a prize? That… Continue reading

  • WTF You Haven’t Got Mail Special

    Hallo Readers, One of WTF’s favourite movie moments is in a Neil Simon movie from 1975 called The Prisoner of 2nd Avenue starring Jack Lemmon and Anne Bancroft (click the link and go forward to 1 minute 45). Lemmon is having a… Continue reading

  • WTF Fat Special

    Hallo Readers, Before she sat down to write this week’s rant, WTF polished off a delicious supper of steak and salad, washed down with a large glass of Pinot Noir and a square or two of dark chocolate with caramel and… Continue reading

  • WTF Benn, Beer and Bingo Special

    Hallo Readers,  Last Friday, just as WTF’s tribute to Bob Crow was published, the news broke that Labour Party grandee and former Cabinet Minister Tony Benn had died peacefully aged 88. Once again, (almost) everyone spoke well of him and trotted… Continue reading

  • WTF Bob Special

    Hallo Readers, This week saw the sudden death of Bob Crow, General Secretary of the Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers at the appallingly young age of 52. Bob was exactly the sort of trade unionist that the Daily Mail hated more than… Continue reading

  • WTF Life Of PIE Special

    Hallo Readers, Harriet Harman MP is Deputy Leader of the Labour Party and a former Legal Officer of the National Council for Civil Liberties (NCCL) between 1978 and 1982. She met her husband Jack Dromey there and he too is a… Continue reading

  • WTF Bumper Brits and BAFTAS Special

    Hallo Readers, There are a lot of sartorial shockers to get through this week and no room for It’s Got To Go but WTF must say a few words about Arsenal star striker Olivier Giroud, glamour model Celia Kay (who is not Mme Giroud)… Continue reading

  • WTF Man Overboard Special

    Hallo Readers,  The Lord ordered Jonah to go to Nineveh and tell its citizens that on account of their drinking and whoring and generally behaving in an unsatisfactory manner, they were due for much smiting and other bad occurrences unless they changed their ways. Jonah,… Continue reading