Boris Johnson
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WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2019
Hallo Readers, Usually the annual WTF Summer Stinker Poll is a politics free zone, but it would be impossible to publish anything this Friday without mentioning one of the most ridiculous weeks in British history. We all knew it was coming, but it… Continue reading
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WTF Wizard of Oz Special
Hallo Readers, Last Friday there was a blazing row between Prime Ministerial candidate Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, his current inamorata, at her flat in South London. Upon hearing shouting, screaming, crashing plates, and cries of “get off me” (her), the neighbours summonsed… Continue reading
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WTF Sadiq Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, the malignant virus that is ‘journalist’ Katie Hopkins, tweeted a vicious, Islamophobic, attack on London Mayor Sadiq Khan. No surprise there, of course. Hopkins hates Muslims, claims white people and Christian values are under threat, and would trample over… Continue reading
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WTF Failure and Farce Special
Hallo Readers, Theresa May did resign last week, as predicted, but she did not take WTF’s advice, which was to get out of Dodge before Monday, when the flatulent orange fantasist that is Donald Trump lands here on his State Visit. Instead, she… Continue reading
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WTF Sidney Carton Special
Hallo Readers You remember Sidney Carton. He is the hero of A Tale of Two Cities, set at the time of the French revolution. He is deeply in love with Lucie, but she is in love with, and was loved by, French émigré… Continue reading
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WTF Baked Beans Special
Hallo Readers, When WTF was at about ten, she used to ensure that she sat next to a boy called Andrew B whenever baked beans were on the school lunch menu. This is because WTF hated baked beans with a vengeance,… Continue reading
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WTF Brexit Update Special
Hallo Readers, Here is your Brexit update as at 11 30 pm on Thursday 14 March 2019. Parliament does not want to Brexit with Mrs Maybe’s deal. It has now said so twice. No one wants her crap deal, not… Continue reading
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WTF Mega-Super-Ginormous Grammys Special
Hallo Readers Until recently, Boris Johnson was not known for his ability as a conjurer. As an adulterer, certainly. As a liar, definitely. As someone lazy and unwilling to read his brief, without question. But not as a conjurer. However, one is never… Continue reading