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  • WTF This Week Special

    Hallo Readers, Recently, it has become increasingly difficult to distinguish fact from fiction. Bit by bit, the basic norms which we thought governed public life in the civilised democracies we inhabit have become watered down to the point where they… Continue reading

  • WTF Words Special

    Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading

  • WTF Southport Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Monday in Southport, young girls aged between 3 and 11 had just finished taking part in a Taylor Swift dance class when a young man walked in with a knife and started stabbing them. Two of the… Continue reading

  • WTF F Off Back To France Special

    Hallo Readers, Time was when a leading politician who told asylum seekers who objected to being housed in a floating barge to  ‘fuck off back to France if they don’t like it’ would have been disciplined by his party and sacked… Continue reading

  • WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She exudes a blend of… Continue reading

  • WTF Suella Special

    Hallo Readers,  In recent weeks, two Muslim men have been viciously assaulted on their way back from the mosque, one of them actually set on fire and sustaining life changing injuries. Synagogues and Jewish schools require protection. Hotels housing asylum seekers… Continue reading

  • WTF Kangaroo Bits Special

    Hallo Readers, Rishi Sunak has completed his second week as PM. It is confusing trying to keep up, and perhaps he should be referred to in terms of his predecessors to put everything in context, like Elkanah in the story… Continue reading

  • WTF Madhouse Special

    Hallo Readers, There is only one question dominating the nation – what the actual fuck is going on? How can this Government be so appallingly inept? How can any Prime Minister be so awful? How can a Party Conference be… Continue reading

  • WTF Boat Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF cannot trace her roots in England back to William the Conqueror. They do not even go back as far as William Gladstone. Her parental grandmother and grandfather were Jewish refugees. They came here from Poland at the beginning of the 20th… Continue reading