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Timothee Chalamet

  • WTF Dr Jesus Special

    Hallo Readers, What reasonable person could object to this photo, posted last weekend on Truth Social, the Presidential Pravda? It is obviously the Rancid Kumquat as a medical doctor, healing his patient with a kindly hand to the forehead. WTF’s father… Continue reading

  • WTF Font Special

    Hallo Readers, In Sean O’Casey’s wonderful Juno and the Paycock, Captain Boyle remarks ‘the world is in a terrible state o’chassis’. That was written in 1924, set in a traumatised post-independence Dublin. Captain Boyle’s analysis is no less accurate one… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Enormous Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, Forty years ago, Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands. Acknowledging the failure to prevent this debacle, Lord Carrington, the Foreign Secretary, promptly resigned and John Nott, the Defence Secretary, proffered his resignation but Mrs Thatcher refused to accept it. The days when people behaved with honour have long… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Bumper-Oscars-Nonsense Special

    Hallo Readers, It may be Valentine’s Day today, but in Westminster there is precious little love around for Judges. Why? Because it appears that they are interfering with the right of politicians and civil servants to cock up, dissemble, and abuse their powers. The impertinence! We… Continue reading

  • WTF The New Normal Special

    Hallo Readers, This is the last rant of the year, because next week, post-Christmas, we shall be enjoying the WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2019, with some truly terrible fashion fiascos for your delectation and selection. And this rant finds WTF feeling truly miserable.… Continue reading

  • WTF Cain and Abel Special

    Hallo Readers, And so here we are back again on the roller coaster that is the Brexit Big Dipper. You will need a head for heights and a strong stomach. One minute you are soaring towards the top of the wheel with the common people down… Continue reading

  • WTF Grayling Special

      Happy New Year, Readers,   But is it?   In any sane country, Chris Grayling, Secretary of State, would long since have been consigned to a home for the terminally useless, where he would present even the most skilled… Continue reading

  • WTF Stormy Special

    Hallo Readers,  Ever since it emerged that Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, forked out $130,000 from his own pocket to silence a porn actress by the name of Stormy Daniels, who claims to have the goods on his client, WTF… Continue reading