Joy Villa

  • WTF Doomsday Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is it. Friday 31 January 2020 is the day that Britain waves bye-bye to the EU. At 11 pm tonight, Big Ben will not bong (the clock is under renovation), but Brexiteers various will pop open the British sparkling… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Super-Ginormous Grammys Special

    Hallo Readers Until recently, Boris Johnson was not known for his ability as a conjurer. As an adulterer, certainly. As a liar, definitely.  As someone lazy and unwilling to read his brief, without question. But not as a conjurer. However, one is never… Continue reading

  • WTF Grammys Deep Horror Special

    Hallo Readers, Would you put the Chief Rabbi in charge of the Pork Promotion Programme? You would not. So why would you put climate change deniers in charge of your environmental policy? In the US, the idiot President appointed Scott… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Gigantic Awards Special

    Hallo Readers, It has been the sort of week that made WTF want to poke out her eyes with chopsticks before setting about her ears with a rusty knife. Yes, losing one ear was good enough for Van Gogh but… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Awards Special

    Hallo Readers, It is time to consider the rise and rise of priapic Mayor of London and Prime-Minister-in-Waiting, Boris Johnson MP. Boris is known to be, in no particular order, unprincipled, a bull-shitter, a liar and an adulterer. Having promised Londoners not to seek election as… Continue reading

  • WTF Flashman Special

    Hallo Readers,   “…whatever harm a spiteful heart and venomous tongue could do them, he took care should be done. Only throw dirt enough, and some of it is sure to stick; and so it was with the fifth form and… Continue reading

  • WTF Summer Stinker 2015

    Hallo Readers, Yes, it is that time of year when you get to vote for the WTF Summer Stinker, choosing from 20 horrendous sartorial shockers from the first half of 2015. Frankly, they are all bad and so your task is… Continue reading

  • WTF Tits Are Being Worn This Year Special

    Hallo Readers, There is an old song with the chorus “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a bleedin’ shame”. How true. Move… Continue reading