Billy Porter
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WTF Ukraine Peace Talks Special
Hallo Readers, Friday 16 May was supposed to be the day when the President of Russia and the President of Ukraine sat down together in Ankara and talked about peace. It was Russia which proposed the talks in the first… Continue reading
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WTF Rollercoaster Special
Hallo Readers, Admittedly it is difficult to feel sorry for anyone in 47’s Administration. They were all chosen knowing they would pander and kow-tow to his whims and obvious insanity. And most of them seem to believe his nonsense. But… Continue reading
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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2024
Hallo Readers, WTF was only gone for four weeks, but it seems like an age. While she has been away, the most preposterous political shitshow has been going and it keeps getting sillier. The big story this week is… Continue reading
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WTF Dick Pic Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to another addition of ‘ven der schmekl steht, der sechel geht’ the fine old Yiddish expression that roughly translates as ‘when your prick goes hard, common sense flies out of the window’. This week’s sorry victim is… Continue reading
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WTF Truth is the Casualty of War Special
Hallo Readers, This blog is late. Sorry about that. Watch out before the norovirus hits you because when it hits you, you get hit hard. And you cannot write your blog for three days after it should have gone… Continue reading
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WTF Sinister Forces Special
Hallo Readers, We return to the matter of Nadine Dorries MP. Ten weeks after she resigned her seat ‘with immediate effect’, she remains the Dishonourable Member for Mid-Bedfordshire and raking in her salary of £86,584 plus the expenses of running her… Continue reading
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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2022
Hallo Readers, We will shortly get to the main business of today, which is your selection of the WTF Christmas Turkey 2022. But first let us reflect briefly on the past year, which many of you will agree stank.… Continue reading
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WTF The Fans Hit the Shit Special
Hallo Readers, You may have noticed that the Prime Minister is going to resign once the Tory party elects his successor. Given that its efforts in recent years have given us Theresa May and Boris Johnson, it may be time… Continue reading
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WTF Fashion Special
Hallo Readers, It is an ill-wind that blows nobody any good and it appears that the pandemic has blown a veritable gale of opportunity in the direction of mates of prominent Tories. Like the chappie who advised Liz Truss when… Continue reading
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WTF Boat Special
Hallo Readers, WTF cannot trace her roots in England back to William the Conqueror. They do not even go back as far as William Gladstone. Her parental grandmother and grandfather were Jewish refugees. They came here from Poland at the beginning of the 20th… Continue reading
