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Ansel Elgort

  • WTF Opportunity Knocks Special

     Hallo Readers, In a notable example of rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic, Boris Johnson has reshuffled his Cabinet to make it look as if he is DOING SOMETHING. As this appears to consist of moving Dud A from Job 1… Continue reading

  • WTF Bears Defecate in Areas Full Of Trees Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought news so shocking that Britain will never be the same again. Counselling is being offered to those affected. Black arm bands are being worn.  It turns out that our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, lied to none other than… Continue reading

  • WTF BA Special

    Hallo Readers,  A few weeks ago, British Airways dismissed Sid Ouared, 26, after only two weeks in his job because he had a man bun. Sid, who is young enough to get away with a mun, was told that ‘he looked like a girl’… Continue reading

  • WTF Amber Alert Special

    Hallo Readers, Here is the bad news.  Albert Thompson has prostate cancer. Here is the good news. The NHS has now given him a date in May when he will start radiotherapy. Here is more bad news.  Thompson, who has… Continue reading

  • WTF VMAs Special

    Hallo Readers, The NHS is sick and Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Health, is making it sicker. His smug expression and NHS pin prominently displayed in his lapel certainly make WTF sick. That Hunt has got through a single day of his… Continue reading

  • WTF Down and Dirty in Rio Special

    Hallo Readers, Four years ago, WTF described the Olympics, somewhat churlishly, as a process where someone you have never heard of from somewhere you didn’t know existed can win a medal in a sport you would not be caught dead watching, even if… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2016

    Hallo Readers, So we’re out. It only happened a few hours ago and already the currency is crashing, Nigel Farage thinks he’s Churchill and David Cameron is holed up in his bunker, stunned and shortly to be unemployed. WTF will… Continue reading

  • WTF Fat Cats Special

    Hallo Readers,  As a welcome diversion from the Referendum, which is turning more virulent and tribal than Game of Thrones, this week we got to see two business bigwigs give evidence before House of Commons Select Committees in further proof that… Continue reading

  • WTF Role Model Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brings you another story of young men and women behaving badly. You may recall that a few weeks ago, six oiks on a stag party were forcibly removed from a Ryanair flight which had been diverted to Berlin.… Continue reading

  • WTF Farewell 2014 Special

    Hallo Readers, 2014 has been in the main a depressing year, full of horrors, disappointments and inadequacies and 2015 probably won’t be any better. Apart from anything else, there is an General Election due and there is no choice to speak of; a weak… Continue reading