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Alesha Dixon

  • WTF Cabinet Special

    Hallo Readers, Legend has it that King Canute was disgusted by the sycophancy of his courtiers, and their constant assurances that his majestic powers meant that he could do anything he wanted. Canute was a deeply religious man and he… Continue reading

  • WTF Raab Special

    Hallo Readers, Watching Dominic Raab give evidence to the House of Commons Foreign Affairs Committee this week was further proof, not that proof is required, that competence, diligence and a mastery of the facts are no longer essentials on a… Continue reading

  • WTF Cuomosexual Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF has always had a penchant for clever, arrogant, witty and charismatic men who look like they know stuff. Even when she suspects that they are not actually very nice, she will usually suppress the thought where there are enough flashes of… Continue reading

  • WTF Connubial Bliss Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF always thought that the marriage of thespians Johnny Depp, 52, and Amber Heard, 30, was unlikely to go the distance, but at 15 months, it came in seriously under budget. Last week, the relationship did not just… Continue reading

  • WTF Scandal Special

    Hallo Readers, Today, six pieces of filth were given long prison sentences at Sheffield Crown Court for rape, conspiracy to rape, buggery, abduction, false imprisonment and sexual assault. Four of them are Asian men, brothers Arshid, Basharat and Bannaras Hussain and their uncle Quaban Ali.… Continue reading

  • WTF The Genie Is Out Of The Bottle Special

    Hallo Readers, On Sunday night WTF was thinking emigration, such was her despair at UKIP’s triumph in the European Elections. At one point she tweeted her intention to move to Scotland on the basis that there were no Tories and no UKIP… Continue reading

    WTF The Genie Is Out Of The Bottle Special