Prince Andrew
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WTF You’re Nicked Special
Hallo Readers, All in all, it was not a great birthday for the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew. He was arrested and charged with misfeasance in public office, which is law-speak for slipping confidential trade information to his erstwhile… Continue reading
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WTF More Fleas Special
Hallo Readers, WTF has been in the US for the last 10 days on business, and, as you can imagine, she has been glued to CNN and MS Now. And of course to the BBC website and BBC Sounds. Now… Continue reading
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WTF Prince Andrew Special
Hallo Readers, We live in an age in which charity, selflessness and generosity are met with cynicism. And so it is that when the royal formerly known as HRH Prince Andrew gave a woman whom he had never met £12 million for… Continue reading
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WTF Weirdos and Misfits Special
Hallo Readers, We want to hire an unusual set of people with different skills and backgrounds to work in Downing Street … The categories are roughly: data scientists and software developers; economists; policy experts; project managers; communication experts; junior researchers one… Continue reading
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WTF HRH Special
Hallo Readers, You have to hand it to the Royal Family. When they want you out, you are out. And by out, WTF means out as in you-are-never-coming-back-not-even-at-all out. They are more ruthless than Cersei Lannister. Cross this lot and you… Continue reading
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WTF Megxit Special
Hallo Readers, This week, Britain was horrified to learn that an American TV star had beguiled a boyish Old Etonian into abandoning his obligations towards an elderly Head of State. But that is enough about Donald Trump and his attempt to lure Boris Johnson into turning on… Continue reading
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WTF Bigly Umbrage Special
Hallo Readers, This week the American President came back to Blighty to take part in the 70th anniversary of the founding of NATO, and to showcase his unique brand of mendacity, meanness of spirit, and braggadocio, not to mention his extraordinary day-glo burnt umber… Continue reading
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Prince Andrew Special
Hallo Readers, As I have previously mentioned, WTF’s late father used to pose the question ‘why would a man voluntarily dip his head in a bucket of shit’? This week, His Royal Highness Prince Andrew not only dipped his head in a bucket of shit, he… Continue reading
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WTF Mega-VMAs Special
Hallo Readers, In George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion, which grew up to be My Fair Lady. Alfred Doolittle appears at Henry Higgins’ house after his daughter Eliza has moved in there to learn to speak proper and, in effect, offers to sell her to him for… Continue reading