Andy Burnham

  • VMA Vomit Special

    Hallo Readers  It was all going so well for Andy Burnham. He wowed the Labour Conference with his speech, wandering the stage without an apparent teleprompt, promising more this and that and less of the other, as it were, and was… Continue reading

  • WTF Cornucopia of Crap Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Andy Burnham was not even elected at the General Election two years ago, but he is about to become Prime Minister without even going through any sort of contest. And we still… Continue reading

  • WTF Mini Kumquat Special

    Hallo Readers,  The only good thing about the Rancid Kumquat, otherwise known as the President of the United States, is that we Brits could feel smug about the fact that such an ignorant, bloviating, oaf would never be elected as… Continue reading

  • WTF Andy-Mania Special

    Hallo Readers, So after telling us that he was going nowhere, and that he would fight any Leadership challenger who might seek to overhrow him, Keir Starmer stepped out into Downing Street on Monday morning, took to the hastily erected… Continue reading

  • WTF Burnham Special

    Hallo Readers, When WTF went to bed last night just before midnight, the pundits and psephologists on TV were telling her that the Makerfield byelection was ‘close’. When the alarm rudely awoke her at 6:45 this morning (she set it… Continue reading