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  • WTF The Yanks are Coming Special

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who keep an eye on current affairs will know that over in the US, things are somewhat schizophrenic. President 47 is covering the Oval Office with golden fronds, so that it now looks like Marie-Antoinette’s… Continue reading

  • WTF Flying Visit Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, Scotland had the dubious pleasure of hosting President 47, who flew over at US taxpayers’ expense on Air Force 1 to play golf  at – and publicise – his Scottish golf clubs, and to open a new… Continue reading

  • WTF Ramsay Bolton Special

    Hallo Readers, Spoiler alert! In Game of Thrones, Ramsay Bolton, one of the great screen villains, is thrown to his own pack of slavering dogs, which chomp happily upon him well past his last dying scream. Thus Bolton, who had… Continue reading

  • WTF Masterchef Special

    Hallo Readers, You have to admit that the BBC certainly knows how to pick them. The paedophiles like Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris and, in a lower category of appalling, Huw Edwards. The bullying braggarts like Russell Brand. The sex… Continue reading

  • WTF Hokey-Cokey Marathon Special

    Hallo Readers, During the great depression in the 1930s, the US saw the emergence of dance marathons where unfortunate and desperate people would try and win some money by dancing non-stop; the last couple standing took the cash prize. There… Continue reading

  • WTF Rachel Reeves Special

    Hallo Readers,   It is not every day that your accounts come up short by £2.5 bn. This week, Chancellor Rachel Reeves found herself in that unenviable position. Over 100 Labour backbenchers had been prepared to scupper the Government’s Welfare Reform… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Casey Special

    Hello Readers,   Keir Starmer’s first instinct was to refuse a National Inquiry into child sex abuse by Pakistani grooming gangs, and he was right. We know what happened. We know from the previous inquiries, including the one published by… Continue reading

  • WTF Words Special

    Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading

  • WTF Violent Delights Special

    Hallo Readers, We all knew it would come to this. A love so passionate, so intense, could only burn itself out and descend into bitterness and vituperation. From barely knowing each other, they came together last autumn, locked eyes and… Continue reading