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An acerbic commentary on politics, celebrity fashion disasters, football and just about everything really.
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WTF Hokey-Cokey Marathon Special
Hallo Readers, During the great depression in the 1930s, the US saw the emergence of dance marathons where unfortunate and desperate people would try and win some money by dancing non-stop; the last couple standing took the cash prize. There… Continue reading
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WTF Rachel Reeves Special
Hallo Readers, It is not every day that your accounts come up short by £2.5 bn. This week, Chancellor Rachel Reeves found herself in that unenviable position. Over 100 Labour backbenchers had been prepared to scupper the Government’s Welfare Reform… Continue reading
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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025
Hallo Readers, Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading
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WTF Words Special
Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading
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WTF Violent Delights Special
Hallo Readers, We all knew it would come to this. A love so passionate, so intense, could only burn itself out and descend into bitterness and vituperation. From barely knowing each other, they came together last autumn, locked eyes and… Continue reading
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WTF Scandalous Special
Hallo Readers, President 47 has had another slap from the courts, this time on his ludicrous hokey-cokey tariffs. They have been up and they have been down and they have been paused and they have been revived and yesterday they… Continue reading
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WTF Cannes Film Festival 2025 Special
Hallo Readers, Many apologies that the subscription button is not working. Please leave a comment below with your email address and you will be subscribed from this end and receive the blog in your inbox every Friday. Meanwhile… When the… Continue reading
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WTF Ukraine Peace Talks Special
Hallo Readers, Friday 16 May was supposed to be the day when the President of Russia and the President of Ukraine sat down together in Ankara and talked about peace. It was Russia which proposed the talks in the first… Continue reading
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WTF HABEMUS FOEDUS COMMERCIUM SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, And so after weeks of speculation and conjecture, the white smoke has appeared out of the chimney. We have a trade deal. The various factions had huddled together led by Cardinal Richelieu, now going by the name of… Continue reading