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Sarah Paulson

  • WTF State Visit Special

    Hallo Readers,   Just thank your lucky stars that you are not Sir Keir Starmer. Two weeks ago, Angela Rayner, his Deputy Prime Minister and Secretary of State for Housing, was forced to resign over unpaid stamp duty on her… Continue reading

  • WTF Terror Special

    Hallo Readers, This week Lucy Connolly was released on licence after serving 40% of her 31-month sentence. Connolly had taken to Twitter in July 2024 while feral yobs were looting and rioting following the murder of three little girls in… Continue reading

  • WTF Rachel Reeves Special

    Hallo Readers,   It is not every day that your accounts come up short by £2.5 bn. This week, Chancellor Rachel Reeves found herself in that unenviable position. Over 100 Labour backbenchers had been prepared to scupper the Government’s Welfare Reform… Continue reading

  • WTF Words Special

    Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading

  • WTF Good and Sweet New Year Special

    Hallo Readers, There was no WTF last week because it was Jewish New Year.  WTF did her usual big dinner for family and friends. The meal traditionally begins with prayers over the bread and wine and then a piece of… Continue reading

  • WTF Lords a Leaping Special

    Hallo Readers, When WTF first went to university and got her first cheque-book, she found it terribly exciting that you could scribble your name on an oblong piece of pink paper and get things. By the end of the first… Continue reading

  • WTF Stone in the Pond Special

    Hallo Readers, There were many strange sights and sounds this week. There was the Defence Secretary, Ben Wallace, describing the allegation from a former para who complained of the Government abandoning him in Afghanistan as “bollocks”. There were dehydrated babies being passed over barbed wire at Kabul Airport to bemused US… Continue reading

  • WTF Brewery Special

    Hallo Readers, It is not just that this Government not organise the proverbial piss-up in a brewery. We already know this. But this lot would outsource the piss-up to an off-the-peg company registered in some sandy tax haven with no expertise in throwing parties. That… Continue reading

  • WTF Reservoir Dogs Special

    Hallo Readers,  A journalist and political activist went into the Saudi consulate in Istanbul a fortnight ago, and he never came out. Or if he did, he came out in an assortment of carrier bags. Jamal Khashoggi died at the hands of… Continue reading