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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2025
Hallo Readers, This is the last post of 2025. WTF wishes you a Happy Christmas. But will it be? The President of the US is a mad, narcissist, scumbag without a shred of human decency. The British Government would have to… Continue reading
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WTF State Visit Special
Hallo Readers, Just thank your lucky stars that you are not Sir Keir Starmer. Two weeks ago, Angela Rayner, his Deputy Prime Minister and Secretary of State for Housing, was forced to resign over unpaid stamp duty on her… Continue reading
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WTF Hostages Special
Hallo Readers, Last Sunday morning, somewhat later than the advertised programme, Israel stopped bombarding Gaza, which it had carried on doing until the very last minute, and entered into a ceasefire which is supposed to last for six weeks at… Continue reading
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WTF KILL ME NOW SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, As promised, WTF is interrupting her trip to India and Australia to bring you an election special. How could she not? Although she nearly did not, as when the results started trickling on the beautiful Wednesday morning in… Continue reading
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WTF Dick Pic Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to another addition of ‘ven der schmekl steht, der sechel geht’ the fine old Yiddish expression that roughly translates as ‘when your prick goes hard, common sense flies out of the window’. This week’s sorry victim is… Continue reading
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WTF Be A Stranger Special
Hallo Readers, You can breathe out now. Suddenly, everything seems a bit better, as if a four -year migraine has abated. The air seems sweeter. Colours seem brighter. Public officials are qualified to do their job. The President and the Vice-… Continue reading
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WTF Where’s Wally Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to another dismal week in the still-but-only-just United Kingdom. It is freezing cold and although the blossom is out, it will not last long in these temperatures. We have had Storm Ciara and Storm Dennis, and now half the country is under… Continue reading
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WTF Bigly Umbrage Special
Hallo Readers, This week the American President came back to Blighty to take part in the 70th anniversary of the founding of NATO, and to showcase his unique brand of mendacity, meanness of spirit, and braggadocio, not to mention his extraordinary day-glo burnt umber… Continue reading
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WTF State Visit Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the President of the US came to call and did all the things he does best. He lied through his teeth on a variety of topics, including a claim that the streets were thronged with cheering fans,… Continue reading
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WTF Revelations Special
Hallo Readers, This week brought a number of revelations, all of them surprising. Revelation number one. The German word for ‘shitstorm’ is ‘shitstorm’. It appears that our main contribution to the EU will be the word ‘shitstorm’. What a legacy. As Christina Rossetti… Continue reading