Jeremy Pope
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WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading
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WTF Met Gala Mega Special
Hallo Readers, On any view, Natalie Elphicke MP is ghastly. She became the MP for Dover and Deal in 2019 after her husband Charlie Elphicke stepped down after being charged with sexual assault on two different women. Mrs Elphicke romped… Continue reading
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WTF DEATHWISH SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, First, you will notice that the blog looks slightly different, and Truth Be Told, WTF has not yet mastered all the intricacies involved and so please bear with her. Some of you have complained that the previous format… Continue reading
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WTF Chutzpah Special
Hallo Readers, This week, an American court decided that Lady Gaga did not have to pay a reward of $500,000 to one Jennifer McBride for the return of her kidnapped French bulldogs because McBride had been part of the plot to… Continue reading
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WTF Courtroom Special
Hallo Readers, ‘You must not tell us what the soldier, or any other man, said, Sir,’ interposed the judge; ‘it’s not evidence.’ ‘Wery good, my Lord,’ replied Sam. In The Pickwick Papers, Mr Pickwick is sued for breach of promise… Continue reading
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WTF Indictment Special
Hallo Readers, It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. Barely an hour after a grand jury in New York handed down indictments against Donald Trump, the former President was already launching a fundraising appeal and even as… Continue reading
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WTF Augean Stables Special
Hallo Readers, To be honest, there are few, if any, members of the current Cabinet you would want to hang around with. Michael Gove? Grant Shapps? Suella Braverman? I mean, come on – wouldn’t you rather endure a barbed wire enema? Perhaps… Continue reading