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Diane Kruger

  • WTF Mega-Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is bad enough when people say something bad. It is much, much worse when they, or other people on their behalf, try to explain away what they meant when you know perfectly well what they meant because you are a… Continue reading

  • WTF Growth Special

    Hallo Readers,  One week into Donald Trump’s presidency, WTF wrote ‘Trump’s election has not turned out to be as bad as she thought. It is much worse’. Similarly, while WTF knew that Liz Truss’s tenure as Prime Minister would be a shitshow… Continue reading

  • WTF Revelations Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought a number of revelations, all of them surprising. Revelation number one. The German word for ‘shitstorm’ is ‘shitstorm’. It appears that our main contribution to the EU will be the word ‘shitstorm’. What a legacy. As Christina Rossetti… Continue reading

  • WTF Carillion Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, we considered how Mrs Maybe’s Cabinet reshuffle went totally tits up.  This week, we consider how mega-corporation Carillion went totally tits up. On Monday it was defunct. This huge company, which was involved in building buildings, building roads,… Continue reading

  • WTF Reshuffle Special

    Hallo Readers, In 1967, the Hollies, a popular singing troupe, had a hit with a song called King Midas In Reverse. You get the picture. Unlike the mythical monarch whose touch turned everything to gold, this guy’s touch was less effective.  The chorus goes:… Continue reading

  • WTF Nazanin Special

    Hallo Readers, There are many reasons to despise Boris Johnson. His lies. His Brexit lies. His lack of conscience. His betrayal of wives, mistresses, colleagues. His bluster. His failure to master his brief. But Johnson has now plumbed new depths with his… Continue reading

  • WTF Uber Special

    Hallo Readers, Uber’s licence from Transport for London, the body regulating taxis and mini cabs, expires at the end of October. This week ten MPs wrote to TfL opposing any renewal and declaring Uber to be “an unfit and improper operator” which fails to protect passenger… Continue reading

  • WTF Oscars Debacle Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is no fan of the House of Lords, an unelected ragbag of former politicians, academics, lawyers, arselickers, moneybags, ageing luvvies and people whose great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother had it off with Charles 11. The whole thing is undemocratic, even though many of them… Continue reading

  • WTF The Thing That Ate Washington Special

    Hallo Readers, A few weeks ago, WTF speculated on whether Donald Trump’s candidacy was actually an extended and elaborate hoax on the American people. It is clear that it is much, much worse than that. A hoax can be funny but… Continue reading

  • WTF Totty Special

    Hallo Readers,  Bob Stewart MP, 66, is a former British Army Colonel and was a United Nations Commander in Bosnia. WTF was an ardent fan of Bob, with his turquoise beret set an a jaunty angle and his propensity to tell murdering Serbs to fuck… Continue reading