Chloe Sevigny

  • WTF Mote in your Eye Special

    Hallo Readers, In Matthew 7, verses 3-5, Jesus said unto whomsoever he said it unto, ‘Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of… Continue reading

  • WTF Rayner Special

    Hallo Readers,  First of all, let us distinguish between tax evasion, tax avoidance and making a mistake. Tax evasion is deliberately seeking to get out of paying tax, knowing that it is due, by dishonest means; for example, in not declaring… Continue reading

  • WTF Pervert Special

    Hallo Readers,   In the movie Casablanca, Capt Renault, the dodgy, charming police chief, approaches Humphrey Bogart, the owner of Rick’s bar, with apparent disgust saying “I’m shocked, shocked! There is gambling going on in this club”. At which point… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Gala Mega Special

    Hallo Readers, On any view, Natalie Elphicke MP is ghastly. She became the MP for Dover and Deal in 2019 after her husband Charlie Elphicke stepped down after being charged with sexual assault on two different women. Mrs Elphicke romped… Continue reading

  • WTF Julian Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, Julian Assange was sentenced to 50 weeks’ imprisonment in the UK for jumping bail. In 2012, he walked out of a London Magistrates’ Court having been granted bail on an extradition hearing to Sweden, where he… Continue reading

  • WTF Injunction Special

    Hallo Readers, You can go on Google or Twitter or have a chat with the bloke in the local emporium or live in Canada or the US or Scotland and you will know the name of matey boy, the “celebrity” who frolicked with… Continue reading

  • WTF Totty Special

    Hallo Readers,  Bob Stewart MP, 66, is a former British Army Colonel and was a United Nations Commander in Bosnia. WTF was an ardent fan of Bob, with his turquoise beret set an a jaunty angle and his propensity to tell murdering Serbs to fuck… Continue reading

  • WTF FFS Double Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of  the results. She lost the soothing tones of James Naughtie on Radio 4… Continue reading

  • Arrivederci Manchester Special

    Hallo Readers, Now don’t panic. This isn’t about football, it is about money and football. Nothing about offside or anything frightening. We’ll get to the frocks in a moment. Last week, we touched upon the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson, manager… Continue reading