Charles Melton

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2026

    Hallo Readers,  And so, it is over. Not Sir Keir Starmer’s turn as Prime Minister, which came to an end on Monday morning when he popped into the Palace to tender his resignation to the King. WTF refers to the… Continue reading

  • WTF Andy-Mania Special

    Hallo Readers, So after telling us that he was going nowhere, and that he would fight any Leadership challenger who might seek to overhrow him, Keir Starmer stepped out into Downing Street on Monday morning, took to the hastily erected… Continue reading

  • WTF Good and Sweet New Year Special

    Hallo Readers, There was no WTF last week because it was Jewish New Year.  WTF did her usual big dinner for family and friends. The meal traditionally begins with prayers over the bread and wine and then a piece of… Continue reading

  • WTF Gilead Special

    Hallo Readers, What would you think if someone pitched this to you as a movie script? The mother of two children is again pregnant, a much wanted third child for the family. At 20 weeks, she discovers that the foetus… Continue reading

  • WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She exudes a blend of… Continue reading