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  • WTF Bumper Dog’s Breakfast Special

    Hallo Readers, So we had the seven-way Leaders’ Election Debate after all, lined up behind their lecterns like the Seven Dwarves and kept in squabbling order by ITV’s Julie Etchingham who was done up in a dental nurse’s uniform. There was a clear… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Bumper Yurgle Special

    Hallo Readers, This week saw another chapter in the saga of the ex-Cabinet Minister, his Economist Ex-Wife and one of Britain’s first black judges, all of whom were incarcerated for perverting the course of justice. Chris Huhne, a sneering, supercilious little… Continue reading

  • WTF When Did Women Stop Wearing Proper Clothes Special

    Hallo Readers, As you know WTF is a battle-hardened old baggage when it comes to clothes. She would have to be, given that every Friday she brings you fresh examples of shocking sartorial excess but this week has brought an… Continue reading

  • WTF Quenelle Special

    Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, Even if you are football-averse, you will have heard about Frenchman Nicholas Anelka and his “quenelle” gesture after he scored for West Bromwich Albion against West Ham on 28 December. The quenelle is an inverted Nazi… Continue reading

  • In which Givenchy has a shocker Special

    Hallo Readers, As tuneful pop combo Keane sang, Everybody’s Changing. First the Pope hung up his vestments and quit the Vatican. Then Queen Beatrix hung up her Crown and quit the Royal Palace. Now Sir Alex Ferguson has hung up… Continue reading