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WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading
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WTF All-Male Grammys Special
Hallo Readers, It is, admittedly, hard to keep count but in the brief period since his election, the President of the United States has announced that he intends to take over Greenland. And Gaza. And Ganada. And the Panama Ganal.… Continue reading
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WTF DEI Special
Hallo Readers, The bodies of some 39 men, women and children were still at the bottom of the freezing Potomac river, (28 more had been already recovered) when the President of the United States decided to ditch the traditional role… Continue reading
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WTF Hostages Special
Hallo Readers, Last Sunday morning, somewhat later than the advertised programme, Israel stopped bombarding Gaza, which it had carried on doing until the very last minute, and entered into a ceasefire which is supposed to last for six weeks at… Continue reading
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024
Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions. Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading
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WTF Gregg Special
Hallo Readers, WTF has returned from the Antipodes and, to be quite honest, she wishes that she hadn’t. This is not a slur on her beloved family and friends. But honestly. Not only is it cold, grey and wet, it… Continue reading
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WTF KILL ME NOW SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, As promised, WTF is interrupting her trip to India and Australia to bring you an election special. How could she not? Although she nearly did not, as when the results started trickling on the beautiful Wednesday morning in… Continue reading
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WTF Good and Sweet New Year Special
Hallo Readers, There was no WTF last week because it was Jewish New Year. WTF did her usual big dinner for family and friends. The meal traditionally begins with prayers over the bread and wine and then a piece of… Continue reading
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WTF Lords a Leaping Special
Hallo Readers, When WTF first went to university and got her first cheque-book, she found it terribly exciting that you could scribble your name on an oblong piece of pink paper and get things. By the end of the first… Continue reading