Donald Trump

  • WTF Liars Special

    Hallo Readers, Look, we can take this pretty shortly. Of course, there is absolutely nothing surprising about the fact that the ragbag of piss-artists, Fox News hosts, sycophants, and liars that make up 47’s cabinet have made a major cock-up.… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading

  • WTF Slava Ukraini Special

    Hallo Readers, Astonishingly, three years after Russia invaded Ukraine for the second time in a decade, the country still stands, President Zelinskyy is still alive and well, and Putin has lost who knows how many soldiers and billions of dollars.… Continue reading

  • WTF All-Male Grammys Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, admittedly, hard to keep count but in the brief period since his election, the President of the United States has announced that he intends to take over Greenland.  And Gaza. And Ganada. And the Panama Ganal.… Continue reading

  • WTF DEI Special

    Hallo Readers, The bodies of some 39 men, women and children were still at the bottom of the freezing Potomac river, (28 more had been already recovered) when the President of the United States decided to ditch the traditional role… Continue reading

  • WTF Hostages Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Sunday morning, somewhat later than the advertised programme, Israel stopped bombarding Gaza, which it had carried on doing until the very last minute, and entered into a ceasefire which is supposed to last for six weeks at… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024

    Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions.  Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading

  • WTF Gregg Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF has returned from the Antipodes and, to be quite honest, she wishes that she hadn’t. This is not a slur on her beloved family and friends. But honestly. Not only is it cold, grey and wet,  it… Continue reading

  • WTF KILL ME NOW SPECIAL

    Hallo Readers,   As promised, WTF is interrupting her trip to India and Australia to bring you an election special. How could she not? Although she nearly did not, as when the results started trickling on the beautiful Wednesday morning in… Continue reading

  • WTF Greed Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is going off on a six-week sabbatical, so you will have to fend for yourselves for the foreseeable future. She will of course be bringing you a US election special on 8 November 2024, three days after… Continue reading