Donald Trump
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WTF What Could Possibly Go Wrong Special
Hallo Readers, Today, Friday, 15 August 2025, Presidents 47 and Putin will sit down at an airbase in Anchorage, Alaska to discuss how to stop, or in any event, to pause, the war in Ukraine. The most obvious way of… Continue reading
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WTF The Yanks are Coming Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who keep an eye on current affairs will know that over in the US, things are somewhat schizophrenic. President 47 is covering the Oval Office with golden fronds, so that it now looks like Marie-Antoinette’s… Continue reading
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WTF Flying Visit Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, Scotland had the dubious pleasure of hosting President 47, who flew over at US taxpayers’ expense on Air Force 1 to play golf at – and publicise – his Scottish golf clubs, and to open a new… Continue reading
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WTF Ramsay Bolton Special
Hallo Readers, Spoiler alert! In Game of Thrones, Ramsay Bolton, one of the great screen villains, is thrown to his own pack of slavering dogs, which chomp happily upon him well past his last dying scream. Thus Bolton, who had… Continue reading
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WTF Masterchef Special
Hallo Readers, You have to admit that the BBC certainly knows how to pick them. The paedophiles like Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris and, in a lower category of appalling, Huw Edwards. The bullying braggarts like Russell Brand. The sex… Continue reading
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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025
Hallo Readers, Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading
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WTF Words Special
Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading
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WTF Scandalous Special
Hallo Readers, President 47 has had another slap from the courts, this time on his ludicrous hokey-cokey tariffs. They have been up and they have been down and they have been paused and they have been revived and yesterday they… Continue reading
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WTF Ukraine Peace Talks Special
Hallo Readers, Friday 16 May was supposed to be the day when the President of Russia and the President of Ukraine sat down together in Ankara and talked about peace. It was Russia which proposed the talks in the first… Continue reading
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WTF HABEMUS FOEDUS COMMERCIUM SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, And so after weeks of speculation and conjecture, the white smoke has appeared out of the chimney. We have a trade deal. The various factions had huddled together led by Cardinal Richelieu, now going by the name of… Continue reading