Category Archives: Carrie Symonds

WTF Liz Special

Hallo Readers,  No sooner had the new Prime Minister Liz Truss unpacked her dismal array of wash’n’wear dresses in the Master Bedroom of 11 Downing Street than Her Majesty the Queen Shuffled off this mortal coil. This meant that all political … Continue reading

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WTF Going Nowhere Special

Hallo Readers, Have you noticed how absolutely nothing works in this country anymore? It is so embarrassing. It is either too hot, or too cold, or the wrong sort of rain, or the wrong sort of snow, or the wrong … Continue reading

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WTF Penny Dreadful Special

Hallo Readers, Joni Mitchell once sang ‘don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’. You have to say that she was right on the nail. Although Boris Johnson has not actually gone, … Continue reading

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WTF The Fans Hit the Shit Special

Hallo Readers, You may have noticed that the Prime Minister is going to resign once the Tory party elects his successor. Given that its efforts in recent years have given us Theresa May and Boris Johnson, it may be time … Continue reading

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WTF Brexit Anniversary Special

Hallo Readers, Big News! Boris Johnson finally managed to deport somebody to Rwanda – himself. Sadly, unlike the unfortunates who might find themselves flying there courtesy of the UK taxpayer, he has a return ticket for himself and his fragrant … Continue reading

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WTF Sue Gray Special

Hallo Readers, Is he sorry? Is he hell. But then in Boris Johnson’s mind what does he have to be sorry about? Yes, he popped in to party after party, not that they were parties, and yes he had a … Continue reading

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WTF Beergate Special

Hallo Readers, And so we stagger on in the long-running Whitehall farce that is Partygate. WTF cannot even be bothered to go back over the bollocks meted out to the British people where every day some hapless Minister, on the pain of being demoted to the backroom … Continue reading

Posted in Angela Rayner, Boris Johnson, Carrie Symonds, Celebrity, Celebrity Fashion Disasters, Coronavirus, Covid, Dominic Cummings, Fashion, Fashion Awards, Fashion Disasters, Keir Starmer, Politics, Uncategorized, Worst Dressed Celebrities | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

WTF Freddie Filth MP Special

Hallo Readers, Over the years the esteem  in which the public holds Members of Parliament has become less and less reverential.  Heaven knows, there have been many low points recently including  Wallpapergate and Partygate. But this week we reached the nadir … Continue reading

Posted in Angela Rayner, Boris Johnson, Carrie Symonds, Celebrity, Celebrity Fashion Disasters, Coronavirus, Covid, Emmanuel Macron, Fashion, Fashion Awards, Fashion Disasters, French Presidential Election, Matt Hancock, Michael Gove, Politics, sexism, Uncategorized, Worst Dressed Celebrities | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

WTF Scheherazade Special

Hallo Readers, This Government has a habit of saying no which turns out to mean yes. More specifically, it means no when it says no, but then it finds itself unable to progress with no because no comes under remorseless … Continue reading

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WTF Turn on a Sixpence Special

Hallo Readers, Welcome back to He said WHAT????!!!!, Britain’s most popular reality show. The aim of the game is for contestants to provide ever more improbable explanations as they try and wriggle out of situations when they appear to be bang to rights.  The winner of the previous … Continue reading

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