Cannes Film Festival – Page 2

May 18, 2018

WTF Meet the Markles Special

Hallo Readers If scriptwriters, high on crack, had come to a film producer with the script of Meet The Markles, they would probably have been run of town, so improbable is the concept and so unlikely the characters. But wow, what a movie! Our heroine, Meghan,… Continue reading

June 2, 2017

WTF No-Show Special

Hallo Readers, Our glorious leader called an election for next Thursday so we could all back her glorious vision of Brexit. We know that it is a glorious vision although we don’t know what it is because we have yet to be… Continue reading

May 26, 2017

WTF Bandwagon Special

Hallo Readers, After Manchester, some small things made you feel that humanity had not completely died at 10 30 pm on Monday. Doctors and nurses came into work whether they were supposed to be there or not whilst hotels and restaurants donated food.… Continue reading

May 19, 2017

WTF Islington Special

Hallo Readers, Here in the People’s Republic of Islington, home of the Guardian-reading, quinoa-consuming, Pinot-Noir-drinking, poncy Liberal Elite, things are, not to put too fine a point on it, tough. Two silver-haired men, both aged 67, are wreaking havoc with the things we… Continue reading