Teddy Swims
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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025
Hallo Readers, Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading
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WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading
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WTF All-Male Grammys Special
Hallo Readers, It is, admittedly, hard to keep count but in the brief period since his election, the President of the United States has announced that he intends to take over Greenland. And Gaza. And Ganada. And the Panama Ganal.… Continue reading