Paula Patton

  • WTF Embassy Special

    Hallo Readers, You know when you invite someone to dinner and they just stay on after everyone else has gone home, drinking their way through your booze and ignoring your scowls, yawns and heavy hints to leave? Eventually, you are forced to… Continue reading

  • WTF Connubial Bliss Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF always thought that the marriage of thespians Johnny Depp, 52, and Amber Heard, 30, was unlikely to go the distance, but at 15 months, it came in seriously under budget. Last week, the relationship did not just… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER 2014 POLL SPECIAL

    Hallo Readers, It is that time of the year when you, dear Readers, get to choose which one of the following fashion atrocities will have the dubious honour of being accorded the title of the Summer Stinker 2014. You can… Continue reading

  • WTF Bumper Golden Globes Special

    Hallo Readers , This week we have a Baker’s Dozen of Golden Globes ghastliness and so It’s Got to Go has had to go until next week whilst we consider the issue of the sauce Hollandaise that is the French President, his… Continue reading

  • WTF Un-British Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is trying an experiment this week – ridiculous clothes first and then the political rant afterwards. Customer feedback please on the change… Let us start in India at the GQ Men of the Year with gorgeous actress Sonam… Continue reading

  • WTF Twittertwat Special

    Hallo Readers,  This is what WTF has learned from this week’s Twitter uproar. First, we should acknowledge that the Twittertwats target, abuse and threaten men and women of all races, religions, beliefs and practices. Second, there are some men out there… Continue reading