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  • WTF Liars Special

    Hallo Readers, Look, we can take this pretty shortly. Of course, there is absolutely nothing surprising about the fact that the ragbag of piss-artists, Fox News hosts, sycophants, and liars that make up 47’s cabinet have made a major cock-up.… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2023

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to the last blog of 2023. Before we get to the serious business of the Christmas Turkey Poll 2023, it is time for the final rant of the year. The UK’s choice of singer at next year’s Eurovision… Continue reading

  • WTF London Fashion Week Special

    Hallo Readers, Just like those films where a deranged nutter rampages about, wreaking havoc and destruction in their wake, is then seemingly vanquished and thrust out, only to make a horrifying reappearance in the final reel, Monday saw the return… Continue reading

  • WTF F Off Back To France Special

    Hallo Readers, Time was when a leading politician who told asylum seekers who objected to being housed in a floating barge to  ‘fuck off back to France if they don’t like it’ would have been disciplined by his party and sacked… Continue reading

  • WTF Beergate Special

    Hallo Readers, And so we stagger on in the long-running Whitehall farce that is Partygate. WTF cannot even be bothered to go back over the bollocks meted out to the British people where every day some hapless Minister, on the pain of being demoted to the backroom… Continue reading

    WTF Beergate Special