Jonathan van Ness

  • WTF Golden Globes Special

    Hallo Readers, Elon Musk is not content with his existing status as the world’s richest man, his new status as Donald Trump’s brother-from-another-mother, his forthcoming appointment as joint head of the Department of Government Efficiency, which sounds like something out… Continue reading

  • WTF End of an Era Special

    Hallo Readers, It may seem odd to be shocked by the demise of a nonagenarian but when it came it was shocking and discombobulating and terribly sad. Of course anybody born after February 1952 had never known any other sovereign, yet… Continue reading

  • WTF Right Royal Rumble Special

    Hallo Readers, These are tough times to be Royal. Her Majesty the Queen is ninety-three years old. Her knees probably hurt (all that horse-riding) and she must have the odd aches and pains, like you do when you are a nonagenarian. Her… Continue reading

  • WTF All-Male Christmas Turkey Poll 2018

    Hallo Readers Yes, it is that time of the year again. I mean, the time to vote for the WTF Christmas Turkey 2018 (it went quickly, didn’t it?). This year, after six years of men and women vying for the… Continue reading

  • WTF BA Special

    Hallo Readers,  A few weeks ago, British Airways dismissed Sid Ouared, 26, after only two weeks in his job because he had a man bun. Sid, who is young enough to get away with a mun, was told that ‘he looked like a girl’… Continue reading

  • WTF Yes, No, Whoops, Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, there has been one question on everyone’s lips. What the fuck is going on? Donald Trump spent the week performing more reverse backflips than the Moscow State Circus, maintaining that he didn’t say what the Fake News Media said he… Continue reading