David Beckham

  • WTF HABEMUS FOEDUS COMMERCIUM SPECIAL

    Hallo Readers, And so after weeks of speculation and conjecture, the white smoke has appeared out of the chimney. We have a trade deal. The various factions had huddled together led by Cardinal Richelieu, now going by the name of… Continue reading

  • WTF Wiz Special

    Hallo Readers, The Mighty Wizard of Oz, surrounded by fire and smoke, promised Dorothy that if she brought him the Wicked Witch of the West’s broomstick, he would help her return to Kansas, help the Scarecrow to get a brain, help the Tin… Continue reading

  • WTF Election Special

    Hallo Readers, By the time you peruse this blog over your post-election breakfast, WTF will either have collapsed in a drunken stupor or have strung herself up by her pantyhose. In a further demonstration that the bigger the shyster, the bigger… Continue reading

  • WTF Robots Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF’s dad used to tell a joke about a man driving around rural Ireland, hopelessly lost. Eventually, he sees a farmer leaning on his fence and stops the car. “Excuse me”, he says, “I’m trying to get to Dublin.… Continue reading

  • WTF Squealer Special

    Hallo Readers, When Ed Miliband announced that a future Labour Government would impose a cap on energy prices at the Labour Party Conference in 2013, the right wing press went berserk. You will recall the Daily Mail smearing Miliband’s father, a… Continue reading