Politics

  • WTF Penguins Special

    Hallo Readers,   Until Wednesday night, WTF had never heard of Heard Island and the McDonald Islands, and she suspects that she is not alone. Probably only 0.999999999999% of the whole world has ever heard of Heard Island and the… Continue reading

  • WTF Liars Special

    Hallo Readers, Look, we can take this pretty shortly. Of course, there is absolutely nothing surprising about the fact that the ragbag of piss-artists, Fox News hosts, sycophants, and liars that make up 47’s cabinet have made a major cock-up.… Continue reading

  • WTF Manosphere Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is still reeling from watching Adolescence, an extraordinary drama on Netflix. It is without question one of the best television series of the last decade. It starts with the arrest of a 13-year-old boy for murdering a… Continue reading

  • WTF Reform Special

    Hallo Readers, When you are the Leader of a political party that has only five MPs, you would think that you would take care to ensure that you do not lose one.  After all, the Parliamentary Party is so small… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading

  • WTF Slava Ukraini Special

    Hallo Readers, Astonishingly, three years after Russia invaded Ukraine for the second time in a decade, the country still stands, President Zelinskyy is still alive and well, and Putin has lost who knows how many soldiers and billions of dollars.… Continue reading

  • WTF All-Male Grammys Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, admittedly, hard to keep count but in the brief period since his election, the President of the United States has announced that he intends to take over Greenland.  And Gaza. And Ganada. And the Panama Ganal.… Continue reading

  • WTF DEI Special

    Hallo Readers, The bodies of some 39 men, women and children were still at the bottom of the freezing Potomac river, (28 more had been already recovered) when the President of the United States decided to ditch the traditional role… Continue reading

  • WTF Hostages Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Sunday morning, somewhat later than the advertised programme, Israel stopped bombarding Gaza, which it had carried on doing until the very last minute, and entered into a ceasefire which is supposed to last for six weeks at… Continue reading

  • WTF Golden Globes Special

    Hallo Readers, Elon Musk is not content with his existing status as the world’s richest man, his new status as Donald Trump’s brother-from-another-mother, his forthcoming appointment as joint head of the Department of Government Efficiency, which sounds like something out… Continue reading